1.Where did you kiss the last person you kissed?
on the bum cheek

2.What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I saw a pigeon but it was fat so I threw a brick at it

3. How many TRUE best friends do you have?
MorgAN freeman

4.Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
sleep was for the weakest

5.Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
has blood on for a punch I made at my Aunt

6. What are you excited about right now?
I am soon have toothpaste on toast

8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
headbutt the wall until I forget it

9. What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
lot of candy wrapper, many clothe, toy willy, barbies, cat poo

10. Who’s the last person you got into a argument with?
I was shout at dog for barking alot so I kicked the throat

11. Do you trust people?
only if they offer candy

12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
north pole

13. Your favorite number?
Ben 10

14. Could you go a day without eating?
easy you fat pig

15. How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
big boobers

16. Do you like anybody right now?
that mirror was lush

17. When was the last time you had your hair cut?
scissors myself

18. Would you rather be mad or sad?
I'm not racist

19. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
I am train to never felt emotional

20. Whats the best feeling in the world?
hurting someone with weapon

21. Are you close with your mom?
she was outside now

22. Are your parents strict?
they take the pills

23. Do you tell your parents everything?
even I don't know everthing you are wise old man??

25. Name some fears you have:
getting caught when rape to my neice

26. Does the thought of marriage scare you?
bring it on you bitch

27. How many kids do you want?
kittens

28. What’s your favorite season?
wheetabix

29. What’s your favorite color to wear?
cotton

30. Who was the last person in your bedroom?
cheaped hooker

31. What are you doing today?
hopefull I will smashed my old freind guitar when not loooked, because he ate my flapjack without asked!

35. Do you get bored easily?
I am not boring so not

36. What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you?
pretend they was better as me, since i was better than anyone all the time

37. Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?
baxtar to baxter seem more rebel thing to do

38. Do you wish you were famous?
I dont like news papers

39. Do you make a wish at 11:11?
it's 20009 silly

40. When you go to the beach do you swim or lay out more?
i use pay as telescope to spy on naked people

41. Who’s the last text message you received from and what did it say?
Vodaphone

42. What are you freakishly obsessed with?
omellete

43. What’s your favorite song at the moment?
america idol

44. Do you like going to the mall to shop or just shopping online?
pick and mix

45. Can music affect your mood?
easy way

46. What piercings do you want?
silver willy

47. Do you have cankles?
i use electric, not old age anymore!

48. Have you ever been in a cave?
It was name After me1

49. Ever eaten a bug?
ant and dec

50. When will you hang out with the person you last kissed next?
prison

51. Are you in a good mood? Right now?
ask my therapist

52. Do you look up to anyone?
only when i was fall over on that floor

53. Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?
same thing!

54. Do you like snakes?
they never was mean to me

55. What’s one place you would like to visit?
Tooth fairy tooth castle

56. Do you like waffles?
I doont walk much

57. Does the number 23 have any significance to you?
oranges

58. Be honest, do you like people in general?
if they will sex with me

59. What color are the walls in your bedroom?
wood

60.Do you think starbucks is expensive?
how can i know astranouts know?

61. Are you named after a family member?
off the t.v

62. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass or fail?
drugs are easy so I win

63. Do you want to tell someone something?
dear to you , this was a hello, goodbye from me

64. Last restaurant you went to?
Waffle house!

65. What is the weather like today?
april

66. What happened yesterday?
my neighbour was screaming and I filmed it but he was looked at me so I hide and laughed so lots

67. What would you do with five million dollars?
get autograph of the jim carry

68. How many hours did you sleep last night?
1:00am

69. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?
rum and raisin

70. Who’s the last person that you felt was stalking you?
big brother

71. Have you ever been on your school’s track team?
about 1 hour

72. Have you cried today?
no i was just sleep but they not beleuived me so I spat at their breakfast

73. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
obvious i am greatest

74. Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call, but never do?
what was this about? you never knew me!!

75. What did you dress up as for Halloween?
the borat thong


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